(Source: spongebob-daily, via sextnoise)

cumleak:

precumming:

mom 4 hours ago: we’re only staying for 30 minutes

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(Source: camcyon, via asian)

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

(Source: ouijasquiji, via stability)

tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via asian)

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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(via guy)

so-humorous:

don’t even talk to yourself

(via guy)

luwonderlands:

phyerfly:

when rape is the girls fault 

  • when she is the rapist 

when rape is the guys fault 

  • when he is the rapist 

Always reblog this

(via livforsuperwholock)

janemba:

soujaboymeetsworld:

jackanthonyfernandez:

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

!!!!!! COOKIE CEO !!!!!!!

this is the best post on tumblr ever!!!

What the fuck

(via kdaniels19)

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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(via mykensey)

wawasari:

my ultimate goal is to be at peace with myself, eliminate toxic feelings and elements and energies from my life, unlearn negative and harmful practices and thought patterns, stop checking for people that don’t check for me, create a space for myself that is nurturing for growth so that i may generate loving energy for myself and for others, nourish my spirit and balance my energies, i have big dreams and i deserve to live a life i love and let that love radiate

(Source: llleighsmith, via mykensey)

evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

(Source: evincibly, via guy)

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via stability)

fukkkres:

white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks

white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!

(via canadiancrawler)

alegbra:

NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GIVE A 10 YEAR OLD YOUR KIK

(Source: jockbf, via kikmessenger)